Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities.
*First quote*
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– *Al Gore*
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– *Socrates*
Wife inspires us to great things and prevent us from achieving them.
– *Mike Tyson*
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
– *Bill Clinton*
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– *Michael Jordan*
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– *Barack Obama*
When you are in love,
wonders happen.
But once you get married, you wonder, what happened.
- *Steve Jobs*
And the best one is…
Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers.
- *Brad Pitt*
While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents,
"I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life".
Have
you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents
like "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life"????
Nooo.... because women don't tell lies! 
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A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??
If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.
Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Son: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”
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A
very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said-
“sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of
one idiot.”
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
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Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.
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